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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey,if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said,"I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed.
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said,"I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed.
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Well we arrived and the house is beautiful.
The view off the back deck:
The theater room:
And the eating area:
I'll post an album later once I get home next week with more pictures of the area.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Well we are driving down to North Carolina and I realized there is only so far one should go pimping out a ride... It looked to be a late 1980 something Ford Taurus:
Melissa is giving me the look for posting while we are driving down the road... I love my EV-DO card.
Melissa is giving me the look for posting while we are driving down the road... I love my EV-DO card.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer
standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls
the car over to the side of the road and notices that the
farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at
nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out
to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
Google the auto manufacture? The search engine company is starting a for-profit philanthropy company according to this New York Times article.
Google.org wants to address global warming and is buying a fleet of vehicles to experiment with as part of the effort to build a 100 mpg car. So will the final product be paid for by advertising, and free to the public?
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that ?" she asked.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that ?" she asked.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."
"OK, this guy walks into a bar. The bartender sees that he has a big bulge in his pants. So the bartender says, 'Hey, it looks like you have a steering wheel in your pants.' And the guy says, 'Yeah, and it's driving me nuts.'"
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