A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey,if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said,"I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed.