I'm largely in favor of the war. War, in general, is a great excuse for blowing stuff up. A good war can bolster an economy and spawn a number of crappy movies and gritty reality movies based on true events. While, I'm not one of those longhaired, colorful shirt-wearing peaceniks, that make baseless claims like "don't kill people," but I do hate Saddam Hussein as much as the next red-blooded American. He's a socialist, an honorary citizen of Detroit, and has never returned any of my letters. I wanted to see him overthrown. Hell, I would have overthrown him myself if I hadn't hurt my back playing War Craft; it's a really intense game.

This war in Iraq will pay for itself in the oil that we will get out of it. While it may take time to complete, once we finish building Iraq's infrastructure, they will have a state-of-the-art efficient system that will be providing us with cheap gasoline, in thanks for all we have done for them. It will make this silly alternative fuel vehicle talk of today seem as silly as the Jetsons flying cars. All

There are so-called "experts" that talk about how the Middle East wanted to get rid of Hussein, but they didn’t want the U.S. to get involved. If you ask me, they don't know what they want. They're a bunch of uneducated, nomadic heathens, like all foreign people. I can say that, because I'm a horrible American stereotype and all my beliefs are automatically correct by merit of America having many bombs.